MY FAV REMIXED REBELS

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take
them while
driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you
a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always
right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried
- but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the
one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you forhurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do notvote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and
she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his
job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools
talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.